- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A women president

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Woman rights.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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