- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Women's rights.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Black people

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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