- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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