- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

i like pie.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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