- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

heyy emit chase wazzup

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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