what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Well educated black man.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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zebras

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Anti Joke

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