- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Your social life.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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