Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

So. The gays. ...

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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