- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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