Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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you will now laugh.

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