- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

whats worse than school? Summer school

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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