Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

skurfboards we love fat kids

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So. The gays. ...

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

AIDS

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Black people. They are so kind.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Anti Joke

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