Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike?.. She was 4 and hadn't learned how to ride a bike yet... Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?.. It was stapled to the first monkey... Why was Suzie angry?.. Her parents had only found one bike at the marketplace... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?.. It thought it was a game... Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?.. It had no arms... Lucy fall off her bike?.. She was crushed by 3 monkeys and a fridge... There's 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left?.. 499 bricks... How do you get an elephant into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... How do you get a deer into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... The lion is celebrating his birthday and, being the king of the jungle, all the other animals were in attendance except for one... Why?.. The deer was in the fridge... Little Mia is looking for Lucy and comes across an alligator-infested river... How does she cross it?... She swam... The alligators are at the lion's party... She died anyways, though... What happened?.. A brick fell on her head... Why did Suzie fall off the swing?.. She was trampled by the elephant, who was in a hurry to get to the lion's party in time... Why did the ethologist couple commit suicide?.. Their 3 daughters there killed by a brick, an elephant and 3 dead monkeys followed by a fridge... Note: yeah not 100% original, i mixed some already existing jokes together... works better if you don't tell them all at once but sprinkle them in with lots of other unrelated jokes...

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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