Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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