- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is White over Black? Society.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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