- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Woman rights.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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