- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Your Mom.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Woman rights.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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