- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

hi to the world fromthe world

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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