What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Women.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

i like turtals and kids

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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