- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

im black

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Whats better than 24? 25.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

bitches be crafty.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Hey Shea

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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