- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

GINGER PEOPLE

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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