Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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So. The gays. ...

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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