A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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