- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Once upon a cross

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

colby doesnt shave

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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