What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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It’s dead.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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A man walks into a pole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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