What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Hello penis

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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