Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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