Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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hey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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agp

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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