If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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A woman's opinion

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Hi

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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