Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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banana

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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