Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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