Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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It’s dead.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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