Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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