What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

roses are black violets are black im blind

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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