Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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