What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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one day i went to bed

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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IU football

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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