Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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your father died

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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WNBA

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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