Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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I can't see my forehead

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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