girls lacrosse

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Women's Rights.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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