Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Mitt Romney penis

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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