Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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