What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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melon

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Shut the cork up!

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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