I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Yes.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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poo

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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neil patrick harris

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Sarah Palin

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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