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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Which is longer? A rope...

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

once upon a time there was a boy

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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