why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Anti Joke

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