whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

I'm a raging homosexual.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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