Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Penis

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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