- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

learn the ropes?

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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