- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Woman.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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