Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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