- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Woman.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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