A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Woman rights.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Nock Nock It's open.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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