- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Nock Nock It's open.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

An atheist walks into a church

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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