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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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