- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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