So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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