Penis.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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modern love

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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good one jess !!

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Minecraft.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Needless to say,

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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