- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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