OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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