What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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