Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What's 9+10? 19

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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