- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Woman rights.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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