What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Today is May 18 2016.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Penis

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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