Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Penis

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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