- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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