- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Who's there? Knock Knock.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

thermodynamics?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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