whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Today is May 18 2016.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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