- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

hipsters

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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