- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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