Land Rovers

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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GONNA

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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