Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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You're tall.

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i dont like chris

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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The WNBA.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Lets go Yankees

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Women's rights.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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woman's rights

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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