The Braves win the N.L. east

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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Take off your shoes.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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A women president

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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