- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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